I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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