she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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