sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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