Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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