She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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