Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize