Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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