I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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