You're my little dorito
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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