Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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