: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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