dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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