I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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