Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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