I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just want to make out with him forever
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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