Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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