6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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