Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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