and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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