I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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