You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How does one acquire holy water?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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