Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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