you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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