Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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