Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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