week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Dick very happy bro
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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