Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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