Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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