If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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