craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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