Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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