Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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