can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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