did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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