I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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