love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think my vagina is haunted
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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