Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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