Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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