This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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