dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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