i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Your cock deserves a montage
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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