Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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