there was a trapeze. enough said
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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