So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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