every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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