He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize