Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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