Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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