This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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