She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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